What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

My parents force me (15yo atheist) to go to church, and there’s this thing called Small Sundays where we discuss the Bible in groups, there are questions asked about the Bible. What am I supposed to do when they ask?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

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Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Is it possible for doctors to diagnose prostate cancer just by looking at a patient?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

Why is Tiananmen Square censored?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is your daily motivation and does it work?

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

Do all armies have the same rank structure?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Have you ever followed through being bi-curious?

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How can I get my ex-husband to love me again?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s