What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 09:03

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
How do you weigh in on the Vance-couch conversation?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
Do you regret being married to your current wife?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?
Moonraker
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
What is the meaning of "ero" in Japanese?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die